Vaginas cost $218 on Valentine’s Day

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How much is a vagina worth?
Be careful when and where you ask that question because it could be misinterpreted as objectifying women, which you don’t want to do.
A few months ago, Jezebel calculated that the average woman spends approximately $2,663.02 on vaginal maintenance in a year. That includes birth control, pubic grooming, toilet paper, tampons, pads, etc.
$2,663.02 is a lot of money to spend on one area of your body. I wonder how much men spend on their penises? You can get condoms for free. Hand moisturizer can be substituted with literally any liquid. Without any investigation at all, I’m going to guess that the average man spends anywhere from $0 to $300 annually on his penis.
But the real question is, how much money does your average man spend on a vagina?
According to Sugar Daddy dating site SeekingArrangements.com, vaginas are worth $218 to men.
Of course, this is not the amount they are spending on vaginal maintenance. It is roughly how much men will spend in order to get up inside of them coochies.
SeekingArrangements.com polled 9,000 men and 9,000 women on their Valentine’s Day budgets. Unsurprisingly, 77% of guys who planned to celebrate Valentine’s Day were only doing so to get laid. Ladies, you got to lockdown the other 33%. However, that other 33% was voting in a SeekingArrangements.com poll so maybe don’t lock that down. But of course, Valentine’s Day has a price, which has a corollary to what kind of relationship you’re in.
Let’s take a look:

• Single: $257: Dinner or Activity
• Married: $203: Presents
• Committed Relationship: $180: Presents

Whatever. The point is they found that in order to get up in them guts on Valentine’s Day, the average man had to spend $218 on the whole date.
Guys, if you don’t have $218 for a Valentine’s Day dinners, activities or presents just remember that the guys voting in the SeekingArrangements.com poll are Sugar Daddies. They have so much money. That’s why they buy companionship. Therefore, the people voting in the poll isn’t representative of any “average” man.
Remember, $218 is only 8% of what a girl’s gotta spend on herself. What you are supposed to learn from this post is that vaginas are expensive. If you want in, it’s only fair that you help pay for it.